shawnbeonkey

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Shawn - Santa Cruz

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hmu on linkedin i’m tryna network so i can get a job

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job applications

job applications

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easter, 4/20, and even mother 3’s 8th anniversary.

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syllogisms asked: Hi! Sorry this is sudden but I saw that maralie tagged you in that ucsc post (this is truly the most millennial thing I've ever said, I'm sorry) and I'm trying to pick schools so I was wondering what the atmosphere is like? How's the linguistics program? Is the school actually gorgeous or is that just lens flare? Sorry for all the questions!

oh, don’t be sorry, i love my school and raving about it.

the atmosphere of UCSC is very laid back, and just about everyone here is nice. there is a particular air of activism (especially on the west side of campus, in porter and kresge) so if you’re into that sort of thing, UCSC is great, but even if you’re not, staying away from porter and kresge makes it easy enough to forget about. we are pretty famous for our 4/20s, and if you’re into that kind of culture you’ll feel pretty at home. but again, if you’re not, it’s easily avoidable. probably the coolest thing is that everyone is VERY welcoming and non-judgmental, and it’s very rare that anyone gets mocked or made fun of or anything like that. no one’s gonna give you shit for not being into 4/20, for instance. if you’re a generally insecure or shy person or anything like that at all, UCSC is a good place to be to keep that sort of anxiety at bay.

it is a suuuuper beautiful campus, it’s not at all lens flare. I live in merrill college right in the redwood forests, and I can walk to cowell college and in five minutes I’ve got an amazing view of the monterey bay. if you have even an inkling of an appreciation for natural beauty, you will love UCSC. even if you don’t, you will gain one here. i walk to class through REDWOOD FORESTS and it’s AWESOME. UCSC has got to be one of the most naturally beautiful college campuses in the world.

academically, it’s such an exciting place to be. of course, that varies on what your major is, exactly, but (as you saw in the email, I’m sure), we were recently ranked as second in the nation for research influence, so it’s a place where really cool things are happening pretty generally. the linguistics program is SUPER GREAT AND WONDERFUL and if you want to do linguistics YOU SHOULD GO HERE and I can go more in-depth about it if you want but that’s the important part.

if you’ve got anything else you want to know to get a better feel for the campus, you can shoot me as many asks as you need to.

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coachella more like cockroachella

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volunruud:

i just saw the most ridiculous gillette ad marketed towards men saying that men have special bodies that need a special razor and this is the only razor that can handle the “terrain” of a man’s body

truly incredible

look @ all that terrain this shit is hazardous for most razors do u know how many razors have died on my terrain thats why i need GILLETTE

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gonna start a cover band where we cover songs except we change 1 word and nothing else and our setlist will be:

that’s my band

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Third’s Survey

General Info:
First Name: shawn
Nickname: snake
Age: 22
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Hand: right
Height: 6’2”
Shoe Size: 13
Siblings: an older sister, two younger brothers, and a younger sister.
Piercings/tattoos: nope.

Have you ever:
Put a body part on fire for amusement: no.
Cried during a movie: yup.
Cut your hair yourself: nuh-uh.
Had a crush on a teacher: nope.

Favorite Things:
Color(s): red
Season: autumn
Commercial: attack of the 50 foot pelosi
TV Show: the adventures of pete & pete
Movie: netflix homepage
Subject: linguistics
Band/Singer: the who, deerhunter, neil young
Song: ‘i want you’ by bob dylan
Sport: bocce
Celebrity: shigesato itoi
Shoes: converse
Videogame: earthbound
Videogame character: geno
Book: ‘bed’ by tao lin
Lucky/favorite number: 92

Things Right Now:
Wearing: purple shirt with fighting robots on it, dark brown khakis, ankle socks
Eating: banana
Drinking: water
Listening to: ‘fat man in the bathtub’ by little feat

Random Stuff:
Pet Info: a shih tzu named emma, and a yellow lab named lucca, a ragdoll cat named lily.
Your hobby/hobbies: guitar, books, linguistics, video games
Pet Peeve: self-absorption
Favorite thing to do with friend(s): talk

Eats/Drinks:
Favorite food: chicken
Favorite drink: chocolate milk
Favorite fruit: juicy peach
Favorite vegetable: artichoke
Favorite dessert: cheesecake
Favorite ice cream: anything with peanut butter
Favorite candy: peanut butter cup
Favorite food combination: black coffee and garlic

Other Things:
If you had a chance to meet anyone in the world, dead or alive, it would be: snoopy
One wish: student loan forgiveness
Best feeling: achievement
Worst feeling: being ignored/forgotten
Your future job: professor

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poncheezy replied to your photo
yours?! o:

my pride and joy :’)

classic ‘i’ve completely wasted my time in college and learned nothing of value’ jam B)

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how many grass type pokemon are based on grass and not some other kind of plant? like none? grass is a very weird/specific name for that type.

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why did latin die?

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songssmiths:

Frank Zappa

songssmiths:

Frank Zappa

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